great sacrifices in dykedom: eating a girl out w/ sunburn on yr face
Goofy Batman by notalkingplz
*jean grey dies and comes back to life multiple times and is now dead but still kinda alive and she still pops up to save the x-men every now and again and then goes back to the being dead but not quite*
white people: okay yes very sensible !
*batman is killed…
OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT
OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT
I HAVE PANTS LMFAO
I made my best friend an apron
"THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN"
true story: I was once on a really crowded bus and wearing very short shorts and a woman made me take her seat so that her kids wouldn’t look at my butt. like I said “no thanks” and she yelled at me until I just sat down
When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info