Bless Off to the Moon

poet trans punx

great sacrifices in dykedom: eating a girl out w/ sunburn on yr face

underthenerdhood:

dicaeopolis:

westerninfluence:

glassescat:

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

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OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

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I HAVE PANTS LMFAO

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I made my best friend an apron

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drakefanclub:

"THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN"

true story: I was once on a really crowded bus and wearing very short shorts and a woman made me take her seat so that her kids wouldn’t look at my butt. like I said “no thanks” and she yelled at me until I just sat down